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You might not have realized that you saw William and I on highlights of Adam Duvall's second homer last Sunday, but you did.
Here are this week's stories:
SATURDAY
How the Saudi's Sportswashing Is Roiling Golf (New York)
MONDAY
The Toughest Calls on the All-Star Ballot (MLB.com)
When the Liars Have to Actually Fess Up (Medium)
WEDNESDAY
The Thirty: An Ideal HR Derby Contestant For Every Team (MLB.com)
Untitled Medium Piece (Medium)
THURSDAY
Your 2027 All-Star Predictions (MLB.com)
Pixar Movies, Updated (Vulture)
FRIDAY
Why People Are Less Angry About Baseball Change (The Washington Post)
Your Friday Five (Medium)
PODCASTS
Grierson & Leitch (subscribe in iTunes)
We discussed "Jurassic World Dominion," "Hustle" and "M."
Seeing Red (subscribe in iTunes)
Bernie Miklasz and I are talking about a first-place team.
Waitin' Since Last Saturday (subscribe in iTunes)
No show this week.
It is so hot I just sweated off four pounds typing this. Have a great weekend, all, and remember: Freddy is not a good argument for a supernatural existence. He can live inside wallpaper, appear anywhere and has no need of physical existence, except, arguably, when he inflicts actual physical damage. Yet he's such a bore, always growling away with his deep-voiced hahahahaha. If a man leads an interesting life, he ought to be able to make good conversation, is what I say.
- 1 week ago
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Take your kid to Kennedy Space Center. Honestly, take yourself.
Here are this week's stories:
MONDAY
Productivity Tips: Get a Steno Pad (Medium)
The Thirty: Fastest Player on Every MLB Team (MLB.com)
TUESDAY
Leave Broadcasters and Their Dumb Gaffes Alone (New York)
Will People Watch the January 6 Committee Hearings? (Medium)
The Angels' Collapse Has Changed the Entire Playoff Chase (MLB.com)
WEDNESDAY
Bonus Thirty: A Deserving All-Star Vote From Every Team (MLB.com)
THURSDAY
Jurassic Park Movies, Ranked (Vulture)
Untitled MLB Piece (MLB.com)
FRIDAY
Your Friday Five (Medium)
PODCASTS
Grierson & Leitch (subscribe in iTunes)
We discussed "Crimes of the Future," "Fire Island" and "A Clockwork Orange."
Seeing Red (subscribe in iTunes)
Bernie Miklasz and I might be talking about a first-place team soon.
Waitin' Since Last Saturday (subscribe in iTunes)
No show this week.
The kids are off to camp next week. It's definitely summer now. Have a great weekend, all, and remember: It's a vaporfilm. You see it, you leave the theater, and then it evaporates, leaving just a slight residue, something like a vaguely unpleasant taste in the memory.
- 2 weeks ago
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The new album, it is terrific.
Here are this week's stories:
MONDAY
The Chattanooga Shooting Is Actually the Bigger Problem (Medium)
Your May All-Star Team (MLB.com)
TUESDAY
Tom Cruise Has a Hit But Is Still a Relic (Medium)
WEDNESDAY
The NBA Finals Are Going to Be Fun (New York)
The Six Teams With the Longest Playoff Droughts, and When They Might End (MLB.com)
THURSDAY
The Thirty: Something! (MLB.com)
FRIDAY
Your Friday Five (Medium)
PODCASTS
Grierson & Leitch (subscribe in iTunes)
We discussed "Top Gun: Maverick," and the Cannes Film Festival.
Seeing Red (subscribe in iTunes)
Bernie Miklasz and I have Nolan Gorman fever.
Waitin' Since Last Saturday (subscribe in iTunes)
No show this week.
Summer! It's here! I'm trying to find all the positives I can. Have a great weekend, all, and remember: Movies like "Top Gun" are hard to review because the good parts are so good and the bad parts are so relentless.
- 3 weeks ago
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May your last days of school have joy, hope, silliness and the Stay-Puft Marshmallow Man. May we all someday be able to fix all that is broken.
Here are this week's stories:
MONDAY
When You Meet Your Idols, Leave Them Alone (Medium)
TUESDAY
The Ugliness of Yankee Stadium's "Jackie" Chants (New York)
MLB Teams With Deceiving Records (MLB.com)
WEDNESDAY
The Stage Is Set in Georgia (Medium)
Your All-MLB Team So Far (MLB.com)
THURSDAY
This Is an Interview About Sports Activism I Forgot To Link Last Week (Southpaw Sports)
FRIDAY
Your Friday Five (Medium)
The Thirty: Every Team's Randomly Great Reliever (MLB.com)
PODCASTS
The Long Game With LZ and Leitch (subscribe in iTunes)
Our final show. Thank you for listening.
Grierson & Leitch (subscribe in iTunes)
I did a solo show on "Men," "Firestarter" and the Jurassic Park movies.
Seeing Red (subscribe in iTunes)
Bernie Miklasz and I tried to figure out this damned team.
Waitin' Since Last Saturday (subscribe in iTunes)
We did a big off-to-summer! show.
Summer is here. I'm going to do my best to try and enjoy it. Have a great weekend, all, and remember: Events like this, if they are influenced by anything, are influenced by news programs like your own. When an unbalanced kid walks into a school and starts shooting, it becomes a major media event. Cable news drops ordinary programming and goes around the clock with it. The story is assigned a logo and a theme song; these two kids were packaged as the Trench Coat Mafia. The message is clear to other disturbed kids around the country: If I shoot up my school, I can be famous. The TV will talk about nothing else but me. Experts will try to figure out what I was thinking. The kids and teachers at school will see they shouldn't have messed with me. I'll go out in a blaze of glory.
- 1 month ago
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It's Dog In The Pool season.
Here are this week's stories:
MONDAY
Every Stephen King Movie, Ranked (Vulture)
Some Simple Numbers About Mass Shootings in the United States (Medium)
TUESDAY
The Brittney Griner Situation Just Keeps Getting Worse (New York)
Get Your Kids Their Booster Shots Now (Medium)
The Thirty: One Quick Fix For Every MLB Team (MLB.com)
WEDNESDAY
Untitled MLB Piece (MLB.com)
THURSDAY
Likely Division Winners, Ranked (MLB.com)
FRIDAY
Your Friday Five (Medium)
PODCASTS
The Long Game With LZ and Leitch (subscribe in iTunes)
It's a good show! We talked about the NBA Playoffs, Brittney Griner and Jerry Jones. Just two shows left.
Grierson & Leitch (subscribe in iTunes)
No show this week, Grierson's in Cannes.
Seeing Red (subscribe in iTunes)
Bernie Miklasz and I talked about the platonic ideal game.
Waitin' Since Last Saturday (subscribe in iTunes)
No show this week.
School is almost out in the South. It's summer time, baby. Have a great weekend, all, and remember: A depressing number of people seem to process everything literally. They are to wit as a blind man is to a forest, able to find every tree, but each one coming as a surprise.
- 1 month ago
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New rule around these parts: When one of my kids hits a homer and I catch it on video, it goes on this site. Sorry I was yelling so much, I was very excited.
Here are this week's stories:
MONDAY
The College Kids Are Back to Normal (Medium)
TUESDAY
The Athletes Are Staying Out of Roe V. Wade (New York)
Stop Yelling at Journalists For Holding Onto Scoops (Medium)
WEDNESDAY
How the New Playoff Format Changes Things (MLB.com)
THURSDAY
The Thirty: Every Team's Player Who Needs To Get It Going (MLB.com)
FRIDAY
Your Friday Five (Medium)
Stephen King Movies, Ranked and Updated (Vulture)
PODCASTS
The Long Game With LZ and Leitch (subscribe in iTunes)
It's a good show! We talked about the NBA Playoffs, Roe V. Wade and … how the show is ending, dammit.
Grierson & Leitch (subscribe in iTunes)
We discussed "Doctor Strange in the Multiverse of Madness" and "Happening," and we previewed the Cannes Film Festival.
Seeing Red (subscribe in iTunes)
Bernie Miklasz and I talked about the Cardinals' lack of hitting.
Waitin' Since Last Saturday (subscribe in iTunes)
No show this week.
The book is … almost done. (For now.) Have a great weekend, all, and remember: If you give one to the work of a friend, and they're not your friend any more, they weren't ever your friend. As Robert Altman once told me, "If you never gave me a bad review, what would a good review mean?" He was a great man. He thought over what he had said, and added: "But all your bad reviews of my films have been wrong."
- 1 month ago
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I did not win an Edgar last week, but I can say with 100 percent certainty is really was very cool to be nominated.
Here are this week's stories:
MONDAY
The White House Correspondent's Dinner Shows How You Handle Jokes (Medium)
TUESDAY
Baseball's Unwritten Rules Are Pretend Excuses to Be Meatheads (New York)
The Seven Currently Most Fascinating Players in Baseball (MLB.com)
WEDNESDAY
The Thirty: Every Team's MVP So Far (MLB.com)
Untitled Medium Piece (Medium)
THURSDAY
Untitled MLB Piece (MLB.com)
FRIDAY
Your Friday Five (Medium)
(Sorry I do these so early anymore, it's an organizational device.)
PODCASTS
The Long Game With LZ and Leitch (subscribe in iTunes)
It's a good show! We look at NFL stuff, the NBA Playoffs and talk unwritten rules with the Cardinals' Jack Flaherty.
Grierson & Leitch (subscribe in iTunes)
We discussed "Vortex," "Hatching" and "Irma Vep."
Seeing Red (subscribe in iTunes)
Bernie Miklasz and I talked about the Cardinals' lack of hitting.
Waitin' Since Last Saturday (subscribe in iTunes)
No show this week.
The book is ALMOST done. I swear. Have a great week(end) all, and remember: When Ethan performs the rather private act of pleasuring himself in the car's front seat, it's not funny, but when the dog is inspired to copy him, it is. No matter how much I think, I can't decide whether training a dog to do that is cruelty to an animal.
- 1 month ago
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Here is a 10-year-old William Bryan Leitch and his oppo taco.
Here are this week's stories:
MONDAY
You Can't Get As Mad At Technology As You Can At a Human (Medium)
TUESDAY
You Can Ignore Twitter, If You Want (Medium)
Wimbledon's Russian Ban Is Stupid (New York)
The Thirty: How Each Team's Top Addition Is Doing So Far (MLB.com)
THURSDAY
Untitled MLB Piece (MLB.com)
FRIDAY
Your April All-Stars (MLB.com)
Your Friday Five (Medium)
PODCASTS
The Long Game With LZ and Leitch (subscribe in iTunes)
It's a good show! We look at the NFL Draft, the NBA Playoffs and talk to Red Sox organist Josh Kantor.
Grierson & Leitch (subscribe in iTunes)
We discussed "The Northman," "The Unbearable Burden of Massive Talent" and "Le Samourai."
Seeing Red (subscribe in iTunes)
Bernie Miklasz and I talked about Nolan Gorman and hitting.
Waitin' Since Last Saturday (subscribe in iTunes)
No show this week.
The Edgars are this weekend. I get to wear a tux! Have a great weekend, all, and remember: Mad's parodies made me aware of the machine inside the skin — of the way a movie might look original on the outside, while inside it was just recycling the same dumb old formulas. I did not read the magazine, I plundered it for clues to the universe.
- 2 months ago
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We made our first trip to the Atlanta Motor Speedway on Saturday. Vroom, baby, vroom.
Here are this week's stories:
MONDAY
What's Going to Happen to Kim on "Better Call Saul?" (Medium)
The Thirty: The Biggest Surprise For Every Team So Far (MLB.com)
TUESDAY
Kyrie Irving, the Most Interesting Man in the NBA World (New York)
What Do You Say to Someone With Covid Now? (Medium)
THURSDAY
Seven Early Season Surprises That Might Just Stick (MLB.com)
FRIDAY
Your Friday Five (Medium)
PODCASTS
The Long Game With LZ and Leitch (subscribe in iTunes)
It's a good show! We look at unwritten rules in baseball, the Washington Commanders and NIL rules.
Grierson & Leitch (subscribe in iTunes)
We discussed "Fantastic Beasts: The Secrets of Dumbledore," "Ambulance" and "Cow."
Seeing Red (subscribe in iTunes)
Bernie Miklasz and I talked about the first week of the season.
Waitin' Since Last Saturday (subscribe in iTunes)
No show this week.
Off to Chicago this weekend, back to the Midwest. Have a great weekend, all, and remember: Alas, through a series of mishaps, the testicle bounces around the hospital like the quarry in a handball game, before ending up on the cafeteria plate of the surgeon who has just removed it, and now eats it, with relish. The surgeon is played by that accomplished actor David Ogden Stiers, my high school classmate, who also does Shakespeare, and probably finds it easier.
- 2 months ago
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This is what I do when I am left to my own devices in my old college town.
Here are this week's stories:
MONDAY
Life As a Non-Covid Getter (Medium)
TUESDAY
How Much Are the Bills Worth to Buffalo, Really? (New York)
The Ten Oldest Players in Baseball (MLB.com)
WEDNESDAY
Untitled Medium Post (Medium)
The Thirty: One First Impression For Every Team (MLB.com)
FRIDAY
Your Friday Five (Medium)
PODCASTS
The Long Game With LZ and Leitch (subscribe in iTunes)
It's a good show! We did an NBA playoff preview, talked streaming services and sports and spoke with NY State Senator Sean Ryan about the Bills' stadium.
Grierson & Leitch (subscribe in iTunes)
No show this week.
Seeing Red (subscribe in iTunes)
Bernie Miklasz and I discussed the first few games of the season.
Waitin' Since Last Saturday (subscribe in iTunes)
New show! We previewed G-Day, which is Saturday.
I always forget to go back and link all those stories in these posts, but I swear they are there. Have a great week(end) everyone, and remember: Yes, Gamera is powered by farts.
- 2 months ago
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It's time to get back to the ballpark, people.
Here are this week's stories:
MONDAY
Billionaires Are Bigger Heroes to Your Kids Than You Think (Medium)
Playing Pepper: 2022 Cardinals Predictions (Cards Conclave)
TUESDAY
Will Donald Trump Ever Step Foot in the White House Again? (Medium)
WEDNESDAY
Can Baseball Finally Get Out of Its Own Way? (New York)
Opening Day Matchups, Ranked (MLB.com)
Opening Day Starters, Ranked (MLB.com)
Your NL West Preview (MLB.com)
Your NL East Preview (MLB.com)
THURSDAY
115 Predictions on Opening Day (MLB.com)
FRIDAY
Your Friday Five (Medium)
PODCASTS
The Long Game With LZ and Leitch (subscribe in iTunes)
It's a good show! We talked baseball, Trevor Bauer and NBA MVP candidates.
Grierson & Leitch (subscribe in iTunes)
Movies! We discussed "Mobius," "Apollo 10 1/2″ and "The Bubble."
Seeing Red (subscribe in iTunes)
Bernie Miklasz and I did our big season preview.
Waitin' Since Last Saturday (subscribe in iTunes)
No show this week.
Baseball back. Have a great weekend, everyone, and remember: My feeling is that if the line is drawn anywhere, the freedom of the academic community will be impaired. You can't put a picket fence around ideas, no matter how much you might want to sometime.
- 2 months ago
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I'm in the final stages of the book right now, and as a little teaser, here is a guide I used for what I was working on this week. This is incomprehensible to you now, but hopefully by the time you read this thing next year, it will make more sense to you. (Hopefully you're reading this thing next year.)
Here are this week's stories:
MONDAY
Oscar Winners, Ranked and Updated (Vulture)
Twenty-Two Observations from Oscar Night (Medium)
The Thirty: Every Team's Rebound Player for 2022 (MLB.com)
TUESDAY
The NFL Ends Its Detective Era (New York)
Who Would Win an Oscar-Nominated Actor Fight? (Medium)
WEDNESDAY
Your NL West Preview (MLB.com)
THURSDAY
Your AL West Preview (MLB.com)
FRIDAY
Mike Petriello and I Did Our Annual World Series Winner Draft (MLB.com)
Your Friday Five (Medium)
PODCASTS
The Long Game With LZ and Leitch (subscribe in iTunes)
It's a good show! We talked Duke and baseball purists, and then did a game show thing for another Recount podcast.
Grierson & Leitch (subscribe in iTunes)
Movies! We did a big discussion of THAT Oscar night, and then discussed "The Lost City" and "Everything Everywhere All at Once."
Seeing Red (subscribe in iTunes)
Albert Pujols is back! Bernie Miklasz and I discuss
Waitin' Since Last Saturday (subscribe in iTunes)
No show this week.
We're all headed to Florida for Spring Break this week. Wait … is DeSantis still the governor there? [tugs collar] Have a great weekend, all, and remember: The local policeman, in particular, seems to have studied for his job by watching cop shows on TV, and he uses such a bewildering array of law-enforcement jargon it is sometimes impossible to be sure whether he's kidding you or arresting you. His squad car is outfitted with a dazzling array of late-model police equipment, including a two-way radio. But since he's the only cop in, town, there's nobody on the other end of the radio except his wife.
- 2 months ago
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Sad boy, sleepy dog.
Here are this week's stories:
MONDAY
The Thirty: Reasonable Goals For Every MLB Team (MLB.com)
For No Reason Whatsoever, Here Are Five Great Movies About Nuclear War (Medium)
TUESDAY
Your Men's NCAA Sweet Sixteen Rooting Guide (New York)
"The Worst Person in the World" Is a Great Generation X Film (Medium)
WEDNESDAY
Your NL Central Preview (MLB.com)
Your Women's NCAA Sweet Sixteen Rooting Guide (New York)
THURSDAY
Your AL Central Preview (MLB.com)
FRIDAY
Your Friday Five (Medium)
PODCASTS
The Long Game With LZ and Leitch (subscribe in iTunes)
It's a good show! We talk Deshaun Watson with Michelle Beadle and Lindsay Jones, as well as NBA scoring leaders.
Grierson & Leitch (subscribe in iTunes)
Movies! We discuss "Deep Water" and "Windfall" and then predict some Oscars.
Seeing Red (subscribe in iTunes)
No show this week.
Waitin' Since Last Saturday (subscribe in iTunes)
No show this week.
The book deadline is VERY close now. Have a great weekend, everyone, and remember: We were baffled by the concept of Forever, and asked how it was that God could have no beginning and no end. We were indoors children, not gifted at sports: "That boy always has his nose buried in a book."
- 3 months ago
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I am ready.
(I am totally not ready.)
Here are this week's stories:
MONDAY
Tom Brady's Retirement Never Made Sense Anyway (New York)
The Vexing Problem of the Problematic Obit (Medium)
How the New Playoff Format Could Alter the Season (MLB.com)
TUESDAY
Your NCAA Alumni Bracket Filled (Medium)
Five Takeaways From the Crazy First Weekend of Activity (MLB.com)
WEDNESDAY
Pixar Movies, Ranked and Updated (Vulture)
THURSDAY
Intro to Book: "Zero Season" (KyleWhelliston.com)
Untitled MLB Piece (MLB.com)
FRIDAY
Your Friday Five (Medium)
PODCASTS
The Long Game With LZ and Leitch (subscribe in iTunes)
It's a good show! We discuss the NCAA Tournament, the "Don't Say Gay" bill and Jerry Jones.
Grierson & Leitch (subscribe in iTunes)
Movies! We discuss "Turning Red," "The Adam Project" and "Joe Vs. the Volcano"
Seeing Red (subscribe in iTunes)
Oh, yeah, Bernie Miklasz and I are back!
Waitin' Since Last Saturday (subscribe in iTunes)
Tony and I discussed Georgia's new coach, Mike White.
Whew, it's getting busy now. Have a great weekend, all, and remember: Employers are eager to replace us with Celeb Info-Nuggets that will pimp to the mouth-breathers, who underline the words with their index fingers whilst they watch television.
- 3 months ago
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It's so, so beautiful. Go Illini.
Here are this week's stories:
MONDAY
Nothing You Write Or Say in College Should Haunt You Forever (Medium)
TUESDAY
The Odd Silence Around the Detention of Brittney Griner (New York)
Your March 11 Stories (Medium)
WEDNESDAY
Player of the Week History: Mike DeJean (MLB.com)
FRIDAY
Pixar Movies, Ranked and Updated (Vulture)
Your Friday Five (Medium)
PODCASTS
The Long Game With LZ and Leitch (subscribe in iTunes)
It's a good show! We discuss Ukraine and Brittney Griner and Duke, and then we talk to Super Bowl-winning coach Sean McVay, which was super fun.
Grierson & Leitch (subscribe in iTunes)
Movies! We discuss "The Batman," "After Yang" and "Fresh."
Waitin' Since Last Saturday (subscribe in iTunes)
No show this week.
Is this going to be the first normal March Madness in three years? And the first normal one involving Illinois in … nine? Have a great weekend, everyone, and remember: I was out at the United Center last week for the big overtime contest between the Bulls and the Supersonics. Along with thousands of other fans, I was an instant expert, my eyes riveted on every play. If the ball had suddenly changed course in midair, do you think we would have noticed? What if a ball dropped all the way through the basket and then popped back up again? What if a player was able to hang in midair twice as long as Michael Jordan? My guess is that any one of those moments would have inspired a frenzy of instant replay analysis, and all three of them together would have induced apoplexy in announcer Johnny (Red) Kerr.
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